I Was Never The Girl Next Door
"I want out of the labels. I don't want my whole life crammed into a single word. A story. I want to find something else, unknowable, some place to be that's not on the map. A real adventure. A spinx. A mystery. A blank. Unknown. Undefined." - Chuck Palahniuk
I like a lot of porn. And nerdy things. I'm very A.D.D. I like to think of my Tumblr as a glimpse into how my mind words.
I.E. Sex, sex, girls, boobs, places I want to visit, shit from StumbleUpon, astrophysics, nerd things, geek things, nerdy girls, porn, sex, sex, etc.
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If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
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I find it funny how I can write what I so desperately want to tell you and can’t convey when we’re face to face. It’s as if I have a school girl crush on you and I suddenly get so shy and unable to speak. You can read me, so I’m sure you know this, but…
And I realized that above all else, I was mad. Furious, even. My whole world is collapsing and shattering and I’m left standing here with nothing to hold onto; no one to confide in. I had myself, my thoughts, the basics, and I was here, in a whirlwind of…
And again, stupid faces I make whenever family members try to take pics of me.
Storms a’brewing. #thunderstorm #rain
Apparently, making silly faces runs in the family. My nephew rocks. #happyfathersday
#HappyFathersDay <3
Yep. This is what my dad and I do. #HappyFathersDay
Daddy, dear:
We can’t go back to yesterday
And fix all the mistakes we’ve made;
Change them and get a retake,
Or erase all the things that we hate.But Daddy, dear, you see,
We’ve been through so much together;
Seen each other’s temper,
And wondered of…
Daddy, dear:
We can’t go back to yesterday
And fix all the mistakes we’ve made;
Change all those thoughtless mistakes,
Or all the things we hate.But Daddy, dear, you see,
We’ve been through so much together
And seen each other’s temper,
And wondered of…
Look who I found at work yesterday!
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Naked http://wp.me/s1KF7H-naked
Here I am.
Naked in front of you.
With every flaw, and every imperfection bare.Tell me, dear lover,
What do you see?
The scars? The freckles?
The transparent paleness of a haunted lover thrown from a cliff in despair?
A poet whose words and magic fill an…
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HERES A SEA COW EATIN A WHOLE THING OF DANG LETTUCE
SEA COW
why is sea cow weird
its a manatee you uneducated fuck
holy shit wait it is. i am sorry man. in dutch, it’s literally translated sea cow
that is okay friend it is entirely my fault i did not realise how the word translated i will bake you some sorry muffins and we can forget this whole business ever happened
thank you, i didn’t want you to be mad at me i was really scared for a minute there.
i would never be mad at anyone we are all friends here i have been graciously informed that sea cow is in fact a commonly used term for a manatee so i have learned something new today friends
This is literally the most civil ending to a “you uneducated fuck” comment I have ever seen.
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