I Was Never The Girl Next Door
Alternative model. Twenty-three. Pisces. Artist. Poet. Singer. Muse.
Inspirations:
Type O Negative
Alice In Chains
Edgar Allan Poe
Sylvia Plath
Emilie Autumn
Bettie Page
Dita von Teese
Stephen Hawking
Andrej Pejic
Julian Assange
Marya Hornbacher
"I want out of the labels. I don't want my whole life crammed into a single word. A story. I want to find something else, unknowable, some place to be that's not on the map. A real adventure. A spinx. A mystery. A blank. Unknown. Undefined." - Chuck Palahniuk
Inspirations:
Type O Negative
Alice In Chains
Edgar Allan Poe
Sylvia Plath
Emilie Autumn
Bettie Page
Dita von Teese
Stephen Hawking
Andrej Pejic
Julian Assange
Marya Hornbacher
"I want out of the labels. I don't want my whole life crammed into a single word. A story. I want to find something else, unknowable, some place to be that's not on the map. A real adventure. A spinx. A mystery. A blank. Unknown. Undefined." - Chuck Palahniuk
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the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as...
Who Gets Me Hard
I’m digging my bright ass red extensions. Thinking about keeping them this way. #redhead #hair (Taken with instagram)
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#confession #zombies #tumblr #tweegram (Taken with instagram)
So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
- IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is:
- RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…
This was fucking amazing.
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I saw that and was like, “NOOOOOOOO HOW COULD YOU DO THAT??”
Facebook and Twitter should never combine with Tumblr.
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